yuui_nyanko

In the land of Nod lived a princess, who we don’t really care about anyway. She was eaten by a dragon and throughout the land there was much rejoicing; they even announced a new bank holiday.

On the bank holiday, special decorations were hung up around the country, but the evil Baron von Schliederschaft tore them down.

“How dare you celebrate while there are still truffles in the woods? Go and collect the truffles!”

500 years on, the people of Nod still go out on the bank holiday and collect truffles.

One of them was Yuui.

Yuui was so embarrassed by his real name that he had to compensate for this by collecting many truffles. Yuui and his turtle, Sam, were the champion truffle collectors in Nod.

The man who sold Yuui the turtle, who was really a tortoise, was called Haganemaru. We’ll just call him Kuro.

One day Yuui noticed that Sam was no a turtle and decided to confront Kuro.

“Kuro, you sold me a turtle that is not a turtle!”

“I know,”

“Why would you sell me a turtle that is not a turtle?!”

“Because I had to see you again.”

Yuui flinched; it was hard for him to love people, especially after the thing with Ashura and the goldfish that was really a small koi.

“Kuro, you know it’s hard for me to love people, especially after the thing with Ashura and the goldfish that was really a small koi. And I’m just not ready for this.”

Kuro took a step towards Yuui.

“But I am. I stole the turtle that is really a tortoise from princess Tomoyo as a gift for you. It’s my promise to always return to you.”

“But my heart, like this turtle that is really a tortoise, is protected by a hard shell.”

“Can we get /away/ from the non-turtle?!” Kuro snapped, smacking the anti-turtle away and grabbing Yuui’s hands.

“Okay Kuro. I will let this happen. I will let you… take me.”

With that, Kuro and Yuui skipped off to Kuro’s bed and they lived happily ever after.

Fin